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Mar. 14th, 2008

This is Not a Safe Place

I am Living with a Madman.

She Keeps Trying to Kill Me even though I am a Lovely Bear with Good Hygiene and Quiet. I thought at ChristmasTime that maybe Bygones would be Bygones because She gave me Nice Pajamas that I wear Every Single Day but I was Sadly Wrong.

I called her Grandma when I was a Little Bear of Tender Years and She Disliked it Very Much because of Being Only Thirty which is a Sensitive Time for Age. Ever Since Then I have to Watch My Back and Also My Neck. I do Not Like Being Always Scared. I do Not Like Horrible Things to happen to Me.

I Do Not Like Being Killed.

Jul. 16th, 2007

Assassins Everywhere


My mother is a sick individual
Originally uploaded by cheridy.
It is Time for a Promising Young Bear to Assemble an Imperial Guard.

Jan. 24th, 2007

The Internets are Broken.

I have made A MySpace to Showcase my Self, as it is All The Rage With The Kids. At first, I worried because it is Slow and Yucky and Ugly but now I know No One There will Notice.

http://www.myspace.com/bearythegreat

Dec. 3rd, 2006

This is a Meme.

Write a journal entry with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends list and tag them - no tagbacks. These rules should be included in your entry.

1. I will be 28 years old in December of this year.

2. I went to College for Four Years where I was Very Popular and Attended Classes but mainly Hosted Soirees.

3. I cannot Close My Eyes but I can Still Ignore you If I Want.

4. I am Very Fond of Pizza with Pepperoni on.

5. My Nose is a Reconstruction after a Terrible Accident with a Baseball Bat and a Neighbor Boy.

6. [Removed for National Security]

I tag... [info]clahey [info]verse [info]spaceboss [info]jezl [info]dishonorabledog [info]mr_magpie

Nov. 5th, 2006

Football Comes to House of Girl

Finally I am Watching Football after Years of Home Improvement Shows. There are Snacks of an Unhealthy Nature and the Very Television is Pumping Testosterone into the Air. Next Time I will Suggest Pizza and Nachos for the Viewing of Sporting Events. I feel that Joe will be On My Side with this. This is a Whole New Era for a bear.

I have been Working Overtime

I am a Bear of Great Industry and Responsibility. In these Hard Times when Girl is Quite Sick, my hugs are in High Demand and I am More Than Up To the Challenge. Nonetheless I am Needing a Vacation Soon so that I can keep my Talents at their Best.

Oct. 29th, 2006

!#@%!

VOMIT. ON MY HEAD. AAUUUUUGH

Oct. 7th, 2006

Oh No Why Am I Not One Of These Bears??!?

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/justinpie/wonderella/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12714#42899

Oct. 6th, 2006

Now there is a Smaller Me.


bear and minibear
Originally uploaded by cheridy.
nanobear
close up
Originally uploaded by cheridy.
Girl has made tiny friends for me that Look Like me.

Oct. 4th, 2006

I Am Fashionable.


bear sports a clahey original
Originally uploaded by cheridy.
Mr. Lahey has Visited Me with A Gift. As you can see, I am Stylish and Attractive and also My Scarf is Stylish and Attractive.

Oct. 2nd, 2006

EL OSO QUIERE MIEL!

suficiente miel. el oso quiere queso tambien.

http://www.archive.org/details/sc1998-10-25.shnf

Sep. 17th, 2006

I Need Clothes.

My Plans require that I Purchase or Otherwise Acquire Clothing. Strangely while there is a Large Market for Bear Clothing, none of it seems Appropriate for my Body Shape. I Need a Head this Size for my Brains! Also my Arms are Not Stubby. I will need to Search the Internet with Measurements to see what I can get.

My Army.


Rilakkuma Pileup
Originally uploaded by skootie.
Do not Worry, for I will be a Benevolent Dictator.

Aug. 27th, 2006

Here are Several Points from My Day.

  • Today Girl fell down and Busted herself Up.
  • Mr Lahey came by with Simpsons and Foot Brace and we had Pizza. It was Good, I Like Pepperoni Very Much.
  • Girl seems better as she is Walking now and not making Funny Noises when she Does.
  • I Ate the Last Piece of Pizza because I am the Bear.
  • Mr Lahey showed me a Website on which this was my favorite picture.
  • It was a Good Night for a Bear.

Aug. 16th, 2006

Yes I would Like to Meet Her.

http://nataliedee.com/070106/bilf.jpg

Aug. 15th, 2006

I am Having Trouble with Miss Grabbyhands.


he won't give it back.
Originally uploaded by cheridy.
It is Okay here in Girl House, things Smell Pretty Good and all but She Will Not Stop trying to take My Remote Control. I am going to try Licking It.

Aug. 13th, 2006

She has gone Round The Bend

She is Sleeping Now. I am Patting her head with Some Concern. I think she has Lost Her Grip On Reality.

Girl: bear is very excited because he has started populating his friends page
Mike: I saw!
Girl: he wants you to know that he is now keeping an eye on you
Mike: The bear knows all!
Girl: i told him reading someone's blog really isn't like spying
Girl: and he pouted a bit
Girl: then he disappeared with my phone
Girl: i am not sure what to expect.
Mike: o_o
Girl: YES EXACTLY
Mike: That is quite scary!
Girl: i am not sure it is as scary as when he wanted your organs
Mike: That was terrifying.
Girl: i assume he no longer wants them? i haven't heard him mention it in a while
Girl: perhaps he became distracted or the bottom dropped out of the international organs market
Mike: You never know!
Mike: I have been getting a lot of spam messages about gyms lately!
Girl: oho you think he has become subtle?
Girl: *sneaks a suspicious eye round the monitor at the bear*
Mike: Hrm, the bear is not usually subtle.
Girl: *hides back behind the monitor*
Girl: HE IS STARING
Mike: :O
Girl: I THINK HE KNOWS I AM TALKING ABOUT HIM
Mike: OH NOES!!!! RUN!!!
Girl: no! that will only show him that i'm onto him!
Girl: i have to sneak
Girl: i cannot outrun an insane bear
Girl: misdirection, that's the game
Girl: *plots an intricate cat and mouse game*
Mike: Cat and bear game, perhaps.
Girl: my dear
Girl: what ever gave you the opinion that the bear was the MOUSE?
Girl: we are not talking tom and jerry where the mouse wins
Girl: we are talking "hunter and hunted"
Girl: the original use
Mike: That is very scary, indeed.
Girl: so that would make this i guess a bear and mouse game, because of the SHIT WHERE DID HE GO
Mike: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
--user is away: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *grunk*" --

I have Made Internet Friends

It is Easy to make Internet Friends you just Click on the Plus Button.

Also I perform Important Services.

Also I must Mention that the Girl is Sickies so that I have had to Perform Hugging Services very much this weekend. Luckily, I am an Accomplished Hugger and more than Up To The Task.

I had a Visitor.

Young Mr. Flynn came by to see me. Also there was some kind of Borrowing of an Inconsequential Item from the Girl but mainly there was Hugging and Praising of Me along with a Nice Nap for Me. I like that Young Mr. Flynn, he Recognizes the Qualities Inherent in a Bear such as Myself. If anyone else would like to Visit Me I am Taking Appointments and I would be Delighted to Squeeze you in.

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